If you do not know who Amber Rose is, let me give you the most biased and unofficial introduction: her tongue got paparazzied while being engulfed by Kanye West’s mouth and the shape of her head is reminiscent of a pear. She has the body of a house many men and women would not mind sleeping in for one night. I liked her. For a few hours. Until I YouTubed an interview of her on the Wendy Williams’ show, in which she proclaimed to be the only girl who is more appealing with no hair.
Yes, Amber can rock a buzz cut better than most U.S. soldiers. But she is not the only one.
Perhaps if these women stick their tongue in Kanye’s ear, they too will become famous and make Wendy Williams flip her wig into a natural.