People who were in middle school when stretch pants were worn for workout purposes only….
….what you are about to read has been carefully constructed especially for you…
If you haven’t noticed, the lexicon of courtship is changing and at a unsual pace might I add.
Wait, did I just say ‘courtship’? Silly me, no one says that anymore.
So, in the spirit of keeping it present tense, let me introduce to you the
Let Me Holla at You for a Second
Instructions: Be sure to guess before looking at the answer (it’s more fun that way). Also, all participants must keep it one hundred at all times. Bruh.
1) A boo thang is:
a) a boyfriend/girlfriend
b) a close relative
c) a frisbee
d) a man/woman who you are kind of dating, but not really
The answer is (d). Boo-thangs are typically someone of the opposite, or same-sex (depending on how and where you like to be licked). Engaging in a boo-thang type of relationship comes with its limitations and stipulations. I.e. boo thangs are not to be called, only texted, and preferably after the sun sets.
2) When a male/female says, “we should hang out sometime”, this generally means:
a) let’s do something outdoors-esque like go to a movie, ice cream parlor, or bookstore
b) let’s get naked and do cartwheels in the living room
c) let’s not hang out but pretend like we will at some point
d) let’s stay in and have rough animal sex
Now, this is a tricky one. Most of you have probably guessed (d). Sorry, but the correct answer is (a). The keyword is “OUT”.
3) “Do you have feelings for me” typically means:
a) do you like me?
b) i’m confused about how i feel and need reassurance
c) why haven’t you called me back
d) are you human
The answers are (a) and (b). This question is often times asked from a place of uncertainty, and in extreme cases, when asked more than once, from a place of insecurity. In the case of the latter, it is likely that you are in a “boo thang” situation, and I suggest you remove yourself at once!
5)To “talk” to someone is to:
b) call your “boo thang” after hours and on the weekends, with slices of light conversation
during the interim.
c) be in a nocturnally committed relationship
d) i’m confused by all the above.
Most likely, you’ve got this one correct…the answer is (d). Don’t worry about being confused. In this case, it is a good sign; a sign that you’ve yet to be fully inundated with the lexicon of today’s multicolored stretch pants…
Thank you for participating in the Let Me Holla at You for a Second Pop Quiz. Feel free to leave any comments concerning the content, as well as suggestions for more questions and answers. Until next time…..